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Don’t sweat the SATs. Enjoy a combination number 7 and let your fortune cookie show you the way.

Seriously… What is up with fortune cookies? They never contain actual ‘fortunes’ or future predictions. Now they all just seem to be random phrases written in broken English. They are so terrible the ‘In Bed’ game doesn’t even work half the time anymore.

Today’s fortune cookie was a real winner. It contains the answers to the SATs. Maybe I could sell it to the highest bidder on Ebay?

To hell with it. I’m all done with school so I might as well share my secrets the next generation of drop outs…

A Chinese fortune cookie helped me cheat on the SATs...  Kung Pao Chicken can help you get into the college of your choice too!

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