What is up with Akron, Ohio? More specifically, what is up with Tuesday nights at strip clubs in Akron Ohio? The last two Tuesdays have resulted in national news for Akron strip clubs.
On the 21st, a 52 year-old stripper was assaulted with a shoe. I can imagine that things probably get a little out of hand in strip clubs so the stiletto attack didn’t shock me. What I found disturbing is that the stripper was 52 years-old… Even though G-String Granny might be a catchy stage name, I don’t know that it will bring in the bucks.
Fast forward to last night. Tuesday again in the rubber capital of the world… No, not “rubber” as in a condom. I think they are referring to tires. Anyways, it’s was Tuesday so that means it’s time for another disturbing strip club story. This time it’s about a police raid on a strip club that employed a 14 year-old topless dancer.
I personally have nothing against strip clubs, but these clubs don’t say much for the people of Akron. You have 38 years between in age difference between these two strippers. It makes you wonder if they were related and maybe if mommy had Tuesday nights off? Nah, that can’t be it. Everyone knows that even though stripping is genetic, it is known to skip a generation.
I can’t wait to see what news next Tuesday night brings about Akron strip clubs…
